Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt comedy flanked by white lightning bolts

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

just protecting rock and roll from polyester tyranny

King Schultz" across the top

because resentment seasons everything from memory

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt comedy flanked by white lightning boltsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,