Magic Dragon Tobacco - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest Distressed white text reads "INSTANT"

Distressed white text reads "INSTANT" in an arched layout above a detailed skull wearing a tricorn hat with a small skull-and-crossbones emblem

Distressed golden-yellow text in an Albertus-style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line

Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars

Rekall's vacation packages come with a satisfaction guarantee that conveniently excludes total psychological collapse

Magic Dragon Tobacco - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest Distressed white text reads "INSTANT"Naming your tobacco brand after a song everyone insists isn't about weed is the same energy as a head shop selling "water pipes for tobacco use only." Honahlee's chamber of commerce must be thrilled. The Details: Golden yellow retro script lettering arches across the top reading "Magic Dragon" with smaller white text reading "Finest" and "Quality" flanking a cartoon green dragon with small horns, puffing on a cigarette with white smoke clouds