Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex Sweatshirt real genius Posterized portrait of young Johnny

Posterized portrait of young Johnny Lawrence rendered in high-contrast halftone with blonde feathered hair

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

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Diagonal yellow-and-black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex Sweatshirt real genius Posterized portrait of young JohnnyPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads